Today’s Biblical Humor

The Angel of God’s “It’s none of your buisness.”

17.) And Manoah said unto the angel of the LORD, What is thy name that when thy sayings come to pass we may do thee honour?

18.) And the angel of the LORD said unto him, Why askest thou thus after my name, seeing it is secret? Judges 13:17-18

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The Chapel

Praying for shelter for the homeless this winter.

WebChaplain Terrance McGee

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Today’s Biblical Humor

Gideon refuses to become king

23.) And Gideon said unto them, I will not rule over you, neither shall my son rule over you: the LORD shall rule over you.

24.) And Gideon said unto them, I would desire a reqest of you, that ye would give me every man the earrings of his prey. (For they had golden earrings, because they were Ishmaelites.)

25.) And they answered, We will willingly give them. And they spread a garment, and did cast therein every man the earrings of his prey….

27.) And Gideon made an ephod thereof, and put it in his city, even in Ophrah: and all Israel went thither a whoring after it: which thing became a snare unto Gideon, and his house. Judges 8:23-25, 27

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The Chapel

Praying for a Jolly Jolly Christmas.

WebChaplain Terrance McGee

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Today’s Biblical Humor

Paul tell off Ananias, the priest 

1.) And Paul, earnestly beholding the council, said, Men and brethern, I have lived in all good conscience before God until this day.

2.) And the high priest Ananias commanded them that stood by him to smite him on the mouth.

3.) Then said Paul unto him, God shall smite thee, thou whited wall: for sittest thou to judge me after the law, and commandest me to be smitten contrary to the law?

4.) And they that stood by said, Revilest thou God’s high priest?

5.) Then said Paul, I wist not, brethren, that he was the high priest: for it is written, Thou shalt not speak evil of the ruler of thy people. Acts 23:1-5

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Today’s Biblical Humor

 As Bees Do

42.) And the LORD said unto me, say unto them. Go not up, neither fight; for I am not among you; lest ye be smitten before your enemies.

43.) So I spake unto; and ye would not hear, but rebelled agaisnt the commandment of the LORD, and went presumptuously up into the hill.

44.) And the Amorites, which dwelt in that mountain, came out against you, and chased you, as bees do, and destroyed you in Seir, even unto Hormah.

45.) And ye returned and wept before the LORD; but the LORD would not hearken to your voice, nor give ear unto you.

46.) So ye abode in Kadesh many days, according unto the days that ye abode there. Deu. 1:42-46

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The Chapel

Praying for a Merry Christmas.

WebChaplain Terrance McGee

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Today’s Biblical Humor

Micaiah tells off Zedekiah  23.) Then Zedekiah the son of Chenaanah came near, and smote Micaiah upon the the cheek, and said, Which way went the Spirit of the LORD from me to speak unto thee?

24.) And Micaiah said, Behold, thou shalt see on that day when thou shalt go into an inner chamber to hide thyself. 2 Chron. 18:23-24

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Today’s Biblical Humor

David tells off Michal, the daughter of Saul

16.) And as the ark of the LORD came into the city of David, Michal Saul’s daughter looked through a window, and saw king David leaping and dancing before the LORD; and she despised him in her heart.

20.) Then David retured to bless his household. And Michal the daughter of Saul came out to meet David, and said, How glorious was the king of Israel today, who uncovered himself today in the eyes of the handmaids of his servants, as one of the vain fellows shamelessly uncovereth himself!

21.) And David said unto Machal, It was before the LORD, which chose me before thy father, and before all his house, to appoint me ruler over the people of the LORD, over Israel: therefore will I play before the LORD.

22.) And I will yet be more vile than thus, and will be base in my own sight: and of the maidservants which thou hast spoken of, of them shall I be had in honour. 2 Sam. 6: 16, 20-22

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The Chapel

God Bless all souls after Thanksgiving.

WebChaplain Terrance McGee

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